The Trump
Look With Focus on Lips and Mouth
(Strong Family Trait)
WASHINGTON (The
Borowitz Report) —
Ivanka Trump-Kushner came out strongly against busing telling reporters: “I have never taken a bus in my life — they’re
gross.”
She said she was reluctant to wade
into the busing controversy, but asserted: “The idea of
getting on a bus, where there are a lot of other people and you have no idea
who they are or what they might be eating, is against everything I stand for.”
She said that she had no idea why
people would take a bus when they could “just take an Uber,”
but she quickly added: “I have never taken an Uber, either. Ubers
don’t seem as gross as buses, but they still seem pretty gross.”
As she spoke about various modes of
transportation, Trump grew visibly emotional, concluding: “In
the eighties, a little girl in Manhattan took a limo to elementary school every
morning. That little girl was me.”
My 2 cents: I can’t stop laughing … Andy Borowitz is
the best.
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