Bush v. Romney Tax Plans: Both Disasters

The plan that only a Romney or Romulan could love. Why? It's far, far out, fictional, cold, callous, and makes about as much sense as this:

"Aefvadh ru nunh'le s'Catoena ih'Swaet Doaege Rihanai hrrau Eoth ih'Rehvie!"

Translation: "Welcome to the presence of the Central Institute of the Romulan Language on the Planetary Network!"